Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Hulk Hogan dah jadi sejarah

Jari jemari anak perempuan@ anak bongsu kesayangan saya Wardah yang sedang nyenyak tidur.
Dialog sebelum tidur:
Mak Wardah: Adek, your nail got white spot. Not enough iron in your body.
Wardah: Mak, don't easily say that. Mak Ndak told me, last times older people said those people got this spot means "bertuah"
Mak Wardah: Itu dulu2 zaman batu but actual fact tak cukup zat besi.
Wardah: So sleepy, I want to sleep. I want to salam you. Gud Nite mak mok..(gemok)

Balik tuition....Wardah jalan laju2 dengan alasan dia kelaparan
Dialog dalam kereta.
Wardah: Mak faster, I am very hungry. Jom pergi makan
Mak Wardah: Nak pergi mana?
Wardah: Mohd Chan adek dah boring, secret resepi 50-50, let's me decide. MAMA KANDAR. We pick up Along and straight to eat. If not, I'll eat you but too much fat, bahaya.
Mak Wardah: Bertuah punya anak.
Angin...lambat...slow
Dialog kat mama kandar.
Wardah: I want to order Burger Bakar KLCC
Along: Along nak char kuew teow and burger bakar special
Mak Wardah: Mak nak char kuew teow aje with teh ais
Wardah: Milo Ice
Along: Milo Ice
Wardah: After half an hour: What happen to my burger bakar?
Along: sudah terbakar
Wardah: Mengada...dahlah makan banyak, cakap banyak
Along: who ask you to order burger bakar KLCC? You think easy to do the KLCC?
Wardah: It is so funny, Along nampak tak adek dah tergolek2 kat lantai ketawa
Along: betul apa, order benda pelik2.

Haa...how to eat
Wardah: Mak, no fork and spoon how to eat? My mouth not that big.
Along: the lidis replace fork and spoon.
Mak Wardah: tak apa pinjam mak punya sudu garpu.
Wardah: tak boleh habis, too much.
Along: tak pe Along tolong adek.
Mak Wardah: My Hulk Hogan daughter cannot finish that?
Wardah: Syyhhh...don't call adek that name. Whatever  mak cakap will be the doas...Cakap Wardah ni cantek, pandai, rajin, jelita, solehah, kaya and etc
Along: Yelah, adek kuat hisap TET XX sampai 5 tahun, mak ndak cakap sebab tu jadi Hulk Hogan
Wardah: whispering (ALONGGG cakap lagi sekali tengah orang SIAP.....)
Tulah my ex-hulk hogan baby, dah Along pecah lubang. Balik dia suruh tapau mee ying yong kat Mohd Chan, share pulak dengan mak ndak
Hulk Hogan masa 2 bulan berat dia 12 kg....Mak gemok manalah yg dukung dia...
Tinggal kenangan, Hulk Hogan mak ndak....

17 comments:

  1. yan betul2 ingat hulk hogan ahli gusti tu he heee....

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  2. Kelakar dialog. Dua beradik yang sangat comel. Bertuah MW ada anak2 penyejuk hati ni kan.

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  3. Takpa Wardah, sekarang Wardah dah tak Hulk Hogan lagi dah tapi achik Dinas dari kecik sampai sekarang maintain Hulk Hogan, kihkihkih..

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  4. Wardah nenen sampai umur 5 tahun ya? Sama macam Budak Sepet sibongsu kakcik... :)

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  5. Nasib baik baby fat hilang bila dah dewasa...dan cantik manis sekrg....hehehee
    Moga wardah terus berjaya dunia akhirat...ameeeenn

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  6. hehehe... berbeza masa baby dan besar ni yer.. anak2 kita juga tu!

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  7. heheh kelakarlah dua org beradik ni.... mesti happy akak melayannya..... comel wardah masa kecik

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  8. sedapnya makanan yang derang order..

    hulk hogan makan klcc mesti takder masalah punya..

    anis anak kak zu hisap nenen sampai 4 tahun ,gigi dah penuh..punya ler risau takut dia kunyah ibu nyer p*t*ng...hehe

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  9. kuss semangat "hulk hogan" masa kecil. mesti jadi perhatian orang nak mendukung dan memicit pipinya..don't worry, sekarang dia cun habis, heee...

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  10. comelnya hulk hogan...heheh...


    hahaha...along sudah pecah lubang...

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  11. Salam, comel hulk hogan, pandaii order burger bakar,, mesti sedap, duk tgk duk dgr, sy tak pernah mkn lg. :)

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  12. Haha pandai eh perli mama dia.. Omg that burger! I want some.....

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  13. assalam, amboii pandai lah dia...comey pulak..

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  14. tinggi betul burger tu ye ;)
    kenyang smpi malam

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  15. seronok baca.Dialog from a happy family..

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  16. ehehe!!!dulu lain skg lain ye,wardah :)

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